Interview Challenger Prints

"Where do you see this country in five years?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

#notblessed

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"Tell us something we don't know."

'What's a guy got to do to get a drink around here?'

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

'I know I've interviewed for this position last month, but since then I've hired a personal coach. I was thinking maybe a do-over interview.'

'Thanks for coming in. Whoever gets the job will call you next week and let you know our decision.'

"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

"Just when did you leave your last job?"

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

Bob finally catches a break.

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Do you mind if I use your phone to tell all my friends I got the job?"

The Dealt Cards.

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

Wealth Inequality

"I can say 'Yes, sir,' in three different languages."

'I got him for self defense. Boze eats my wife's leftovers.'

Unreliable Narrator