Interstellar Reader Gifts

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

Gen-Next Library

'Bring out yer books!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

How Glaciations Begin

Large print e-book.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Print Suicide

dog reading EKG

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

Quite literary.

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

"Great, but where are all the books?"

Man reading a tablet in library.

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

Returning to reading

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

What Started the Incident at Roswell

In hindsight, wearing my watch in the time machine probably wasn't my best idea ever.

Bassoon musical instrument.