Interstellar Bibliophile Gifts

God uses the universe as a reading light.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Paul Ree

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Literary Canines.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Barb's such a fast reader."

How Glaciations Begin

Litterary Dogs.

"So, what are you reading?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Nevermore."

A man and his dog both reading.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Heaven

"Spoiler alert...Z."