Ethereal Bibliophile Gifts

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Paul Ree

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

An amplified harp

Heaven

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"It's time to pull the plug."

God uses the universe as a reading light.

Heaven II

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)