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God uses the universe as a reading light.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

Victor Hugo

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Paul Ree

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

George Orwell

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Litterary Dogs.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

How Glaciations Begin

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

A man and his dog both reading.

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Heaven

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement