Interstellar Bbqer Gifts

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Ode to a Grill

Burnt or Raw?

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

How Glaciations Begin

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Licensed to grill.

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Double bass in space