Interstellar Bbqer Prints

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Ode to a Grill

Burnt or Raw?

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

How Glaciations Begin

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

Double bass in space

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

Man roasting steaks on the grill

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'