Bbq Banterer Prints

Global Warming: American BBQ.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"Sipsies?"

'You've had enough!'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

"Has anyone seen Derek?"

David Letterman

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"Stupid thing won't light."

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

Instant human... just add coffee

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

"Are you sure he's a vegetarian?"

'It sounds like a power struggle between the BBQ chicken and the meatloaf!'

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

"It's the big guy."

Yeah, but I hear she lays a mean Scotch egg.

'Like I told you: French is English spelt backwards!'

'I stand corrected...things can get worse.'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

What year is this? Pardon? Aromatic. Full-bodied. Very approachable. Buttery. Swish swish swish. Yet with aggressive undertones, and an unforgiving aftertaste. Acidic after all. I should like another year. Something crisp yet dry. It's instant decaf coffee brewer with tap water! He's quite aggressive. And not so full-bodied. Pretentious people stink.

"I don't care if someone is bugging my cell phone, I have no opinions of my own."

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'

Baseball player: 'I'll let my bat do my talking!' BAT: '...I have nothing to say'

"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"