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'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"Sipsies?"

'You've had enough!'

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"Has anyone seen Derek?"

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"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

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'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

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'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'It sounds like a power struggle between the BBQ chicken and the meatloaf!'

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"It's the big guy."

"Go on, impress me." "I can talk to animals."

"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"

"You're welcome to visit my internet site, but not my apartment."

Smoke gets in your eyes.

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'

"I don't care if someone is bugging my cell phone, I have no opinions of my own."

'I stand corrected...things can get worse.'

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

Baseball player: 'I'll let my bat do my talking!' BAT: '...I have nothing to say'