Intersection Joker Gifts

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"The results of the X-ray show that you have very poor health insurance."

"Well the good news is that according to your insurance there is nothing wrong with you."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

A clown & his clone.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

Restroom Practical Joke.