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Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

Very drunk professional cyclist

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

No infrastructure problem here

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

A clown & his clone.

'A room with double beds, please.'

"The results of the X-ray show that you have very poor health insurance."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

"Well the good news is that according to your insurance there is nothing wrong with you."

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.