Interplanetary Striker Gifts

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Newborn Cosmonaut

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

Snooker.

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"Let's skip Earth - they have crappy Wi-Fi."

"Could you help me with this?"

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

First humans on Mars

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."