Interplanetary Property Mogul T-Shirts

'Really? - We're here to escape OUR planet's housing bubble.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Sold his air rights."

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'They're playing house.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

"What do you mean our ground lease is up?"

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'First the good news - you won't have to pay mortgage insurance anymore.'

Large Property Portfolio - Please Help.