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"What do you mean our ground lease is up?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Newborn Cosmonaut

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'Take me to your feeder,'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'