Intergalactic Property Explorer Prints

"What do you mean our ground lease is up?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Newborn Cosmonaut

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'