Interstellar Explorer Prints

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

I Brake For Asteroids

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

I told you in the capsule, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

Rudy, it's come to my attention you were talking to patrons about "Star Wars" again. I don't think so

Yeah, I can hold it until we find a cleaner place to stop.

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'Our satellite has just sent back these startling new images of the sun.'

"You must have texted the whole way here. This isn't the moon - it's Mars."

"Welcome to Earth! How long was the ride?"

Big Bang Theory.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.