Intergalactic Detective T-Shirts

"We found him sir. He's been living on Venus under a false identity."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Marry me astronaut

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Newborn Cosmonaut

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"