Intergalactic Detective Pillows

"We found him sir. He's been living on Venus under a false identity."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Marry me astronaut

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Newborn Cosmonaut

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."