Internet Marauder Gifts

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

I.T. Fear

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Travelogue

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"Most of my ideas just come to me from out of the blue."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"I think the milk's off!"

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

WWW.World.com

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'Internet access... internet access....'