Internet Diagnosis Fan T-Shirts

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

Workplace Confidentiality.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"That's not what it says on the Web."

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

Godzilla's Security Question

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"Sorry, but I don't see the 'Litter Box Challenge' going viral."

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

'I'd like to take some x-rays to determine if there is a problem or if you're just being a big baby.'

Broadband developments

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

Trump Tweets

"I don't care what it said when you looked up your symptoms on the internet. You arenot Anorexic."

Beta testing childsplay

"We've run it past you - shall we stroll it by you?"

Modern Post, Post Modern

Barr and the Mueller-Report

'So the epithelial cells recovered by the fiberoptic branschoscopy suggests....'