Internet Diagnosis Fan Mugs

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

Workplace Confidentiality.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"That's not what it says on the Web."

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

Godzilla's Security Question

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

Tweeted

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion

"Sorry, but I don't see the 'Litter Box Challenge' going viral."

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

'I'd like to take some x-rays to determine if there is a problem or if you're just being a big baby.'

Broadband developments

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

Trump Tweets

"I don't care what it said when you looked up your symptoms on the internet. You arenot Anorexic."

Beta testing childsplay

"We've run it past you - shall we stroll it by you?"

Modern Post, Post Modern

Barr and the Mueller-Report