Networking Fan Mugs

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Workplace Confidentiality.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

News Wear World

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

When beavers dream.

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Lord Robert Winston

Godzilla's Security Question

Heat Wave Podium

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Selfie Extension Stik

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."