Networking Fan T-Shirts

'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Time Machine Collision

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Starvation Watching

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Workplace Confidentiality.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

News Wear World

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

When beavers dream.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Lord Robert Winston

Godzilla's Security Question

Heat Wave Podium

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Selfie Extension Stik