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"You'll have your turn again in 5 seconds, Mark."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Currently Boston

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Slalom

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"First gig in a while?"

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

Samosas

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

Heat Wave Podium

"How about putting that in a tweet?"

'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."