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"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Bowled over again!

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

So you're a mocking bird...

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Bird Torture.

"I hate it when we fight."

"He's already getting attached to you."

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Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Family with pets.

"Be kind"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?