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'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

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"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Happy.

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Family with pets.

Bird Torture.

"Be kind"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...