Hooved Friend Fanatic T-Shirts

Horse head

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

So you're a mocking bird...

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"He's already getting attached to you."

"A little help, please."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Super pets.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Family with pets.

Bird Torture.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Be kind"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Christmas Pets

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."