Net Neutrality Fan T-Shirts

"If there is anyone who objects to this union, either here or on the Internet, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Little boy dragon

Net Neutrality

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"We have to keep them guessing."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

Your friends at the FCC

Greece - Euro

Godzilla's Security Question

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

Heat Wave Podium

'I blame the internet.'

'It's for you.'

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

Very little fan fair.

"I'm only going to say this once Fred! I have a sore throat and it hurts to talk. So put that back in your pocket and leave it there for the rest of the game!"

'I'm sorry, Sonny. But, the FBI doesn't look for missing doggies... Even if you do think he might've crossed the state line.'

The Sale

'He's an ardent remainer.'

Wind-Up Fan

Heat wave (fantasy v. reality)

Supermacron

Fan on Manure

'He's very happy with his new nerf crown.'

"You'll have your turn again in 5 seconds, Mark."