"If there is anyone who objects to this union, either here or on the Internet, speak now or forever hold your peace."
Net Neutrality Fan Gifts
Looking for a gift for a net neutrality enthusiast? Discover a range of products that highlight the importance of free and equal internet access. Perfect for activists, tech lovers, or anyone who values digital rights, these gifts make a statement and show support for an open online world.
"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."
Life on Earth - The original chat room.
"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"
Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!
"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."
Little boy dragon
Net Neutrality
A heat wave threatens an old woman.
"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"
"We have to keep them guessing."
Your friends at the FCC
Greece - Euro
'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'
"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."
Heat Wave Podium
'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'
Godzilla's Security Question
Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.
'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'
'I blame the internet.'
'It's for you.'
'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'
Very little fan fair.
"I'm only going to say this once Fred! I have a sore throat and it hurts to talk. So put that back in your pocket and leave it there for the rest of the game!"
The Sale
'I'm sorry, Sonny. But, the FBI doesn't look for missing doggies... Even if you do think he might've crossed the state line.'
'He's an ardent remainer.'
Heat wave (fantasy v. reality)
Fan on Manure
'He's very happy with his new nerf crown.'
"Are you OK, Donna? It's been over 30 minutes since you posted a 'Fishing For Compliments' type photo on Facebook."
Wind-Up Fan
Supermacron
"You'll have your turn again in 5 seconds, Mark."
Net Neutrality Fan Gifts Collection
Net Neutrality Fan Mugs
Explore our collection of net neutrality mugs and make your mornings more meaningful with a message for digital freedom.
Net Neutrality Fan Pillows
Browse our net neutrality pillows and add a touch of advocacy to your living space with cozy, message-driven decor.
Net Neutrality Fan Prints
View our inspiring net neutrality prints and display your belief in digital rights with striking artwork.
Net Neutrality Fan T-Shirts
Check out our net neutrality t-shirts and showcase your support with stylish, witty designs that celebrate a free and open internet.