Internet Diagnoser T-Shirts

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Alternative Medicine

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

The new Physics

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"I only told a few friends."

Spam traps on mobiles

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

The Darknet starts right here.

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

Berlitz guide to Scamese

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

You were right. I should have gone for the BT package.

"That's not what it says on the Web."

Doctor, I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead. Don't believe everything you read on the net.

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

The Big Bad Wolf

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

"Hello?"

"I think we've been hacked."

Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.