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"Well, your reflexes are fine."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Workplace Confidentiality.

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

'You wish, Timmy.'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

'The bad news is you had two diseases no one in history ever had together, The good news is they canceled each other out'

"I would like organic milk!"

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

Dr. Potato Head

"Could I do this with an imaginary friend?"

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

Trump Tweets

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

'You know how some people are living on borrowed time? I think one of them borrowed it from you.'

Island visit.

'The complex,yes, the inferiority, no.'

Modern Post, Post Modern

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

'So the epithelial cells recovered by the fiberoptic branschoscopy suggests....'