Internet Culture Follower Gifts

'Oh well - he had a good innings, best go and update his Wikipedia page.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Atomic Bear: Part 26

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

Facebook/Meta

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

Big book of memes

Aqua Cool

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.