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Reality TV within reality TV

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"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

'I don't think we missed much while we were hibernating: The newspapers' front pages are still devoted to sport and reality TV...'

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

Dr Phil meets his match...

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

"Big, grabby hands are all the better to grab and...um...shake the hands of my many fans!"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"There's a woman on tinder called Melania Trump."

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

"I wish to return this TV. All the programmes are crap!!"

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"If only a twenty-something megacelebrity slash style icon slash trailblazing entrepreneur slash regular-person-just-like-us would weigh in about our country's current ideological crisis..."

'What sport are you pretending interest in this time?'

Marilyn Manqué

'Thank you, Beyonce, for the inspiration! Pre-recorded lip-syncing! No more gaffes...'

Aqua Cool

Patient looks at doctor's head: 'Hang on, if you're a real doctor how come that thing says 'Arctic Monkeys' on it?'

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

'Did you hear? Jordan has split up with Alex Reid.' - 'She said he was 'obsessed with fame', apparently.' - 'No, no... she said he was...'