Internet Culture Follower Mugs

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

Aqua Cool

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Big book of memes

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'