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Reading my Critics

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Totalitarian Humour

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"My kid could do that."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

Sculptor's chippings

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Barbed Pen

"Practicing my hate-face."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"He's a mental-health critic."

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

Internet Commenter Magazine.

"It's too academic."

Film Critic

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

'... And that's all from this bulletin. But I'll be back with more bad news at six.'

Comment on food.