Internet Celebrity Aspirants Gifts

'Do you have any idea how big I am online?'

"She's all over YouTube."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Tom Cruise

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

"My social media posts never seem to go viral. It's more like bacterial."

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

"Say something viral."

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"

"They're making my web-page into a movie!"

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

"Ambitions... to find fame or fortune or better still, with a little luck, both of them."