Internet Celebrity Aspirants Mugs

'Do you have any idea how big I am online?'

"She's all over YouTube."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

Tom Cruise

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

"Say something viral."

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

"My social media posts never seem to go viral. It's more like bacterial."

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"

I've got it. It? The internet business that will conquer the world. My ship. My multi-billion-dollar idea. With a B. You want in. I have no idea what it is. Have you not learned from past internet booms?! Invest first, ask questions later! I'm in.

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

"I won! I'm getting own talk show!"

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"

"They're making my web-page into a movie!"

That which doesn't kill you only makes you a viral video star.

I used to want my name in lights. Now I want my face on a Jumbotron.