International Law Enthusiast Gifts

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Booster shots

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

Violent Crime Statistics

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Invade/Fail/Deny

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Lady Justice.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

The USA...

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.

Middle East peace lesson.

US strike on Syria.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Mideast Peace.

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

"Overruled."

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'