International Law Enthusiast Pillows

Who Do Those Maniacs Think They Are?

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

Booster shots

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

Violent Crime Statistics

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Lady Justice.

Invade/Fail/Deny

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

The USA...

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Middle East peace lesson.

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

US strike on Syria.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Mideast Peace.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

"Overruled."

Two lawyers in a royal court