International Law Gifts

"It's Amnesty International. They want to see the people we're holding."

"I think we're all agreed that the Arms Trade Treaty is watertight and brings an end to the sale of weapons to brutal regimes."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

African Countries to withdraw from ICC!

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

Trial by Media

Schengen

"Good boy."

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Anti-Agent

Lynching on social media

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Pretty Flowers

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."