International Law Buff Gifts

Sovereignty Isn't For Everybody

I hate to break it to you, Stan, but the Geneva Convention is not three days of booze and schmoozing in Switzerland.

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Away with the warmonger!"

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

Sue the Author 3PM

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Summit

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"War criminal and felon meet at Whitehouse (moral compass goes AWOL)"

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"I think it's a subpoena!"

Model United Nations

The Ayatollah Bomb?

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

Ignorance of the Law

Federica Mogherini

Obama speaks about Iran's nuclear arms.