International Law Buff T-Shirts

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Away with the warmonger!"

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Sue the Author 3PM

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

"War criminal and felon meet at Whitehouse (moral compass goes AWOL)"

The Ayatollah Bomb?

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Summit

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"I think it's a subpoena!"

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

Ignorance of the Law

Federica Mogherini

Obama speaks about Iran's nuclear arms.

'War weary? There's a lot that going around.'

The next drone flight