Intergenerational Entertainers Pillows

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Why Cows Leave Home

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Fur Baby

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

A family choir

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

Bubbie Selfies

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

Children use their dad as a seesaw base.

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

"When I was your age I used my beak."

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

Home theatre.