Intergenerational Comedian Pillows

'Did you have to bring the children darling? You know how they terrify your father.'

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Why Cows Leave Home

"He's an indoor cat."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Bubbie Selfies

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"When I was your age I used my beak."

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"Greatest Band?"

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

High pants/Low pants.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

This Area Reserved For Older Dads With Tiny Tots

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"