Generational Jokesters Pillows

"When I was your age I used my beak."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Raised by Dogs

Why Cows Leave Home

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

Bubbie Selfies

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

'Pull over, it's a text-message from the baby, she needs to be changed!'

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"Greatest Band?"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

We can identify the genetic root of many problems... however your husbands being a long strak of water isn't one of them!

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

He wants to know where he came from.

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"She never obeys me. Maybe her voice command is turned off."