Generational Jokesters Gifts

"When I was your age I used my beak."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Raised by Dogs

Why Cows Leave Home

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

'Pull over, it's a text-message from the baby, she needs to be changed!'

Bubbies and technology

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Bubbie Selfies

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Greatest Band?"

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

He wants to know where he came from.

We can identify the genetic root of many problems... however your husbands being a long strak of water isn't one of them!

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."