Generational Humor Gifts

Kids humour adult over who's generation invented rock'n'roll

"I am boomer. . . Hear me whine!"

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"Mom, when we talk, is that like live streaming?"

"Grandma's pretty old. Will she be able to read something not written in cursive?"

"At their age, we weren't allowed to play with out food!"

"Why would I put my name on my car?"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 39. Go to the mall with someone who doesn't understand fashion.

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"It's a generational thing...he's a Boomer."

"It was horrible! My parents played a song they liked... and I actually liked it!"

"Nice try at being hip, boomer. . . but we don't actually sell eggs and hashtags!"

"Greatest Band?"

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

"Herbert! You don't know how to order here! It's a different language...they'll eat you alive!"

"Grandpa! Wolf-whistling is not politically correct anymore!"

'We'll show these kids we're not scared of 'em George...We're going over the top!'

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

'Back in the day, things were simpler...It only took 4 stations to bore us.'

'Son, I can open mind only so far before my brain falls out.'

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"I bet you've filled your head with so many tweets and Instagrams that you've crowded out all your actual memories of your own life." "Nonsense." "I remember way back, all the way to... well let's see... Oh, I've got it... My earliest memory was opening an America Online CD, putting it in our old PC, and seeing that symbol." "You do realize that was the 1990s, don't you? You must have already been in your teens." "You are a very sick generation." "I get misty-eyed when I think back to

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

"They're baby boomers - like, you know, really old."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

Bubbie Selfies