Interest Rate Wrangler Gifts

"...here, to explain it all is a leading schizophrenia expert."

'What do you have in mind? Something for nothing.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

High Riders of the Old West

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Born to raise interest rates.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

Why you must go to work

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"Don't forget — it's good to give, but even better to get back."

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"You think they all look like security risks."

Tax - Random Audit

Low rates!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

Devil-may-care loans.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'