Interest Rate Activists Gifts

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Everything's gone up."

Born to raise interest rates.

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

Wall Street In Jail

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Bank of England Base Rates.

"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed."

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

'Here's a hundred bucks -- now, you give me $101.37.'

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"

'What's your not-quite-so prime rate?'

'Usury' is not a pretty word, Mr. Williams.

"Well Wendy, results were mixed this week - interest rates edged up, while hte lowest common denominator was down. Again."

Engineered Consumption

"What do you mean, you got evicted?"

"Great news! The Fed possibly confirmed that a possible rate hike is possibly possible!"

'The hospital is billing me for my out-of-body experience!'

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

"Sunscreen? You're afraid of sunburn? Real protesters set themselves ablaze for what they believe in!"

First Bank: Negative Interest on Savings, Positive Interest on Loans.

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

"We at the Internal Revenue Service are cognizant that the individual citizen, in many cases, pays more tax than some of the larger corporations...nonetheless we also feel that we have a good thing going."

"Not to take anything away from you, but rich lives matter too..."