Interest Rate Activists Mugs

The Call to Arms

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Everything's gone up."

Born to raise interest rates.

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

Wall Street In Jail

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

Bank of England Base Rates.

"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed."

'Here's a hundred bucks -- now, you give me $101.37.'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

Bank. I'm getting zero percent on my savings! We've reached the point of no return.

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"

"Well Wendy, results were mixed this week - interest rates edged up, while hte lowest common denominator was down. Again."

'What's your not-quite-so prime rate?'

"What do you mean, you got evicted?"

Engineered Consumption

"Great news! The Fed possibly confirmed that a possible rate hike is possibly possible!"

'Usury' is not a pretty word, Mr. Williams.

'The hospital is billing me for my out-of-body experience!'

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

"Sunscreen? You're afraid of sunburn? Real protesters set themselves ablaze for what they believe in!"

First Bank: Negative Interest on Savings, Positive Interest on Loans.

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

"We at the Internal Revenue Service are cognizant that the individual citizen, in many cases, pays more tax than some of the larger corporations...nonetheless we also feel that we have a good thing going."

"Not to take anything away from you, but rich lives matter too..."